manicure.

Yo yo!! I still need to understand why do women do their nails. Reason why I’m wondering: crazy human was putting varnish on her nails; each time she did one nail she swore; instead of being happy she’s pissed; the damn varnish takes too long to dry and she can’t move a finger for anything;…

rash cream.

Yo yo!! Overslept on the sofa… The crazy human was just talking and talking… My nails this, my hair that, you left this open, do your dishes, iada iada. She’s pissed again. Going to leave this selfie on her phone. No one can resist this charm. Boom! In your face! Need to go and put…

toothless.

Yo yo!! I’m going toothless!! Ahhhhh!! Just found three more teeth on the floor after chewing my treat. Man, I know have new teeth coming in but come on! This is gross and I’ve probably eaten some already. Ja’Crispy, the toothless. Don’t like it. My stage name is Ja’Crispy, the greatest. With teeth or no…