ja’crispy daily.

Yo yo! It’s that time of the week, yet again. Ja’Crispy’s here. Will try to post more about Gertrude soon but the kidnappers are on standby now. They had to take holidays now, their manager said that they had to as Sally from Fish got married to Bob from Home Appliances (they both work at…

the chicken that got away – part three.

Yo yo! It’s that time of the week, yet again. Ja’Crispy’s here. Happy Margarita Day y’all. I am on my third one now and I kind of forgot that Gertrude is not here. Well, not hearing her cackle around is pretty obvious to note but she always had a quiet touch to herself. She never…

the chicken that got away – part two.

Yo yo! It’s that time of the week, yet again. Ja’Crispy’s here. Yesterday was Valentine’s. Hard day for me as I don’t have a girlfriend. I have several. Either way here I am to let you know what is happening with my chicken, Gertrude. Last week she got away. I’ve received a letter saying that she…

the chicken that got away.

Yo yo! It’s that time of the week. Ja’Crispy’s here. As you’ve seen yesterday, I have a chicken. As in a toy. And it makes a lot of noise. It disturbs the humans. I like it. It was given by my uncles to whom the humans offered a complete drum set, to their elder son….

leg lift pee.

Yo yo! It’s that time of the week. Ja’Crispy’s here. I have been redecorating stuff as you’ve seen from yesterday’s video. My bro wasn’t happy when he got home. Tried explaining that my back hurts (No it doesn’t. My bed is great. I just don’t dig it anymore. No enough room for the ladies.) but…

frozen balls.

Yo Yo!! Ja’Crispy here. I’m taking over this sh*t again. My forehead is almost touching the keypad now as I am, again, falling asleep. The crazy human (I am going to start calling her the craziest human, ever) woke up at 6.45 am. But that wasn’t it. My bro, who I thought was cool (I…